What’s Up With the Phone, Guys?

It’s either some weird moon cycle or I have just had the silliest streak of weird luck. It’s not bad luck because I don’t care all that much, but three times in a week span is a weird streak of occurrences.

I may have written before that men age 50+ prefer phone calls to text. It sort of makes me nuts. I don’t want endless text to get to know someone, but I can vet pretty quickly over text if there is any compatibility before spending my time on the phone.

For me, phone conversation is much more personal and I want to focus on spending time with you and getting to know you. Until I feel some connection in text, I generally don’t like to jump straight to phone.

But this past week I lost that battle 3 times straight.

I seemed to have hit a pocket of men who were so stubborn about phone engagement that I just threw in the towel. Quickly. I didn’t give it any chance to breathe because I got frustrated so quickly.

Rob: I know for a fact we had matched before a long time ago. I didn’t recall what happened, but do recall it was because he ghosted me. We had a little back and forth text and then he called, out of the blue. I was busy working out and text him back when I was done. I suggested it was better to set a time to speak and was he adverse to text? He said he preferred phone. I called him early on Sunday morning, around 11am when I was out walking. He called back at 9:30 pm and I was in bed and not interested in answering. He sent a follow up text to say he “didn’t see” my missed call and text until now. I said that was curious and he got snarky with a comment “I’m not like other people who have their phone in their hands all day.” I call bull shit. We all have phones in our hands all day and we check them. There may be hours that go by, but usually not 10 in the middle of a normal weekend.

Haven’t heard from him again. Don’t care. I’m sure this is what happened the first time around. He told me he had a hard time dating – no wonder why.

*follow up 4 days later: guess what? he calls. No surprise there. We chat. He is really inflexible when he talks about his life. Everything is regimented. I work hard to get him to loosen up and I can tell he’s a good guy but I also get a distinct sense we are on different pages. We decide to meet and ultimately that goes sideways. Everything is a negotiation. I don’t want to negotiate. It’s a first date, choose a place by me and set a time. Don’t ask me to drive halfway for coffee. I end up texting him back and saying no thanks. I can be just as inflexible.

Ken: wasn’t sure about him when we matched but our conversational cadence was nice. He is very fair and blonde and not normally my physical type. Over the course of 3 days we text, we spoke on the phone twice and I felt it was time he asked me out, but there was no indication of doing so. I didn’t say anything, but by day 4 when he called again (always out of the blue, never letting me know when he was calling) and I was working out, he seemed to get frustrated that we hadn’t spoken on the phone for a day (we missed each other a few times the day before).

He had left a long-ish message about how he was suspicious about voice mail that was “boxed”‘rather than a personalized greeting. I don’t know him well enough to know if that was a joke, I assumed it was, but the intonation of his voice on the message didn’t sound like a joke, at all. However, I made a joke back that I was a drug dealer.

Haven’t heard from him now in several days despite sending a message to speak on phone 🤪

Personally, I think too much text and too much talk before you meet does create false expectations. When I find someone I like in phone conversation, I get my hopes up only to be *mostly* disappointed by the person IRL. If he had made a move to ask me out or indicate when he would like to see me, that would be different. But these were exploratory phone calls and I was interested in getting to know him too well before we met.

Greg: honestly this probably deserves its own blog post but it’s also probably funnier to me than anyone else. In any case, we text and he wanted to talk rather quickly so I agreed. He literally hit on a topic that made me want to jump through the phone and throttle him multiple times – I have NEVER had an experience like that before. He is in a parallel industry so he was trying to get me to understand the problems with the fashion industry (my area of expertise). And he kept at it, like a spike in the side of my head. Until I got hot and stubborn that he needed to stop insinuating I didn’t understand the woes of the industry. After we got off the call and I cooled down I made a little joke over his topic and suggested challenging an expert in her area on the first call is perhaps not a great dating tactic. We had some better banter and then he sent photos. That was it for me. No grown man should be making duck lips under any circumstances. And, I said so. He shot back that it was being silly and that’s the last I heard. Thank goodness because a man who makes duck lips in a photo and antogonaizes a woman on the first call is clearly not a nice dude.

So there you have it.

My extraordinarily opinionated view of how online dating should work. I have developed a lack of patience for rigidity even though you may say my behavior is rigid. What I have experienced is that men who are comfortable in their own skin and the sucky world of dating can banter, accept a text phase and ask a woman out pretty quickly. I don’t judge the men above because they have their own criteria based on their own experiences – and each of them wanted to spend time on the phone that I didn’t – so no harm, no foul. There seems to be a fine balance and we all have to walk a tightrope.

On to the next batch. Let’s see if I’m any more patient this week? 😂🤣

Author: Madeline Harper

My journey through divorce and an emotional and sexual reawakening. Love, laughter, friendships, family and heartbreak included. And there is sex, lots of it, so close your eyes and turn the page if that's not for you! While I started this blog as an endeavor to journal my thoughts and feelings in an attempt to better understand myself, it has become an amazing platform from which I have met some of the most interesting and wonderful people in my life. My path is often crooked, but I hope you will share in the journey with me.

17 thoughts on “What’s Up With the Phone, Guys?”

  1. I think that your standards are fine. Think of these dating apps as creating a funnel of candidates. It starts off with a wide opening and as you get to know these guys, the funnel narrows, as it should. These guys are not for you — all the social miscues are telling you what you need to know about them.

    As for the text/call conundrum, if they aren’t able to be respectful of your time now, when will they? I think there is a balance of text/talk/meet, but only you know what works for you. Let’s see the next batch — hopefully with no duck lips. What an a*#hole.

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  2. I dunno… I don’t have my phone in my hand all day but I do keep it close. You could text me and I’d respond but, sure, if you’ve got a few free minutes, call me. Besides, the freaking keyboard on my iPhone XR is so tiny my fingers/thumbs have a hard time navigating it, leaving me to use one finger – and carefully – to respond to any text or messages I might get on my phone. Which is why my nice, big iPad also gets the messages my phone gets.

    But even my iPad can’t keep up with how fast I can type and that damned autocorrect gets on my last good nerve but, okay, you can still text me, I’ll still respond. We live in an age where we spend more time texting people than we do talking to them on our cellphones and, well, us older folks come from a time where texting didn’t exist; if you wanted to get to know a lady and you had her number, you gave her a call and if you happened to have her address, you sat your ass down and wrote her a letter if ya had some things to say that talking couldn’t convey the way you wanted it to.

    I’m no Luddite – you don’t work for IBM if you dislike technology; I don’t know about other men, but I can tell how you are, how your day is going, etc., better just by hearing your voice and hearing it just might make my whole day better, too. Given that I learned how to write (duh), texting annoys me; I understand this “new fangled” shorthand that’s used but it takes the edge off of the skills I’ve honed over decades and doesn’t often lend itself toward conveying what I’m thinking; typing LOL might tell you I thought something you texted was funny… but you have no idea what I sound like when I’m laughing… and ya might kick me to the curb because you don’t like the way I laugh.

    Unless you call me and get me to laugh. Still, when dealing with women, sure, hon – you wanna text until the cows come home? We can do that – whatever makes you happy.

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      1. Isn’t it weird that under the auspices of being careful, we prefer non-verbal contact to determine whether we want to actually talk to someone? What does it say about us? You’re worth the time it takes to text a bunch of stuff – and stuff that might affect my data usage with my cell carrier… but actually talking to you using that same device and incurring data usage isn’t?

        If I wanted to let you know that you’re on my mind, sure, I’ll text you and say hi, how’s your day going, and even I’m thinking about you. Short, sweet, and to the point. But if I called you and did these things, what would hearing my voice do for your decision to take a next step with me or not? Importantly, if you texted me and I wasn’t able to immediately respond, does that really say bad shit about me?

        My phone is sitting about two feet to my left… and sometimes, depending on what I’m doing, it’ll go off and I won’t notice it – and the volume is turned up. Like, duh, I don’t take my phone to the bathroom with me even if I were expecting a call or a text so you could text me, I wouldn’t hear the sound, and wouldn’t know that you texted me unless I happened to pick it up or, realistically, saw it on my iPad… which I’m also not always paying attention to even though it usually rests immediately to my right, in the arm of the sofa I’m currently sitting on.


      2. Yes I don’t text
        Lengthy messages. It’s more just an opportunity for a little gentle back and forth. And if that goes well the meatier stuff should come on the phone so you can hear the cadence of someone’s voice.


      3. It’s funny; I love to write… but I’d rather talk to someone than to text them and probably because context gets lost and I’m aware that words have power. But, okay, you wanna short text? You got it! Just don’t laugh because my somewhat large hands and long fingers might fumble on that virtual keyboard…

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  3. Funny that I am reading this today when just this morning I got up, checked my phone and had no messages. I thought to myself, at least I don’t have anymore rude or irritating texts from prospective dates anymore. God I don’t miss those at all! I’m off the market and have been for 1.5 years, Whew!!


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